The Weekly Journal of the Morally Corrupt Mount Vernon Hash House Harriers
Killer Snake Attacks, Poop Deck/Screws Everybody to Marry
By Wide Open
Hash Scribe Wannabe
Snake...who said snake??? After finding the boys and girls room in the trees near Galway Elementary School, the hares were off--although we thought it was Poop Deck's and Screws Everybody's Pre-Nup run, Yes Dear and Slick we the hares. We missed something with this turn of events. After a Father Abraham led by Byte the Ho! the pack was off across the school yard. Through some shiggy and a hole in a fence--not the first one of the day and I did not see the hares leave with wire cutters--the pack emerged on a soccer field and ran across a grave site--shame on you hares.
With Byte and Pinky Penis as FRBs the pack was led through some more shiggy and into a condo complex where things became really confused. After finally finding trail we crossed a road and run through a field where we were kindly reminded by a lady hanging up her laundry on the line "This is private property and you are trespassing!"--shame on you hares. After some more condos and the Ford dealership where Hollow Point came on the Wilber, we crossed major highway, ran around a shopping center, and the became really confused.
Finally, Blank Check and Dual Air Bags found trail that led into a stream that never ended. Still wet, and tired at this point, we when under a road and finally found dry land that led to a dirt path with a few patches of really great shiggy--not to
mention another hole it the fence and a clearly marked No Trespassing sign. Again, shame on you hares!
Among the cries of on-on, and the few whistles, Byte started shouting "snake! snake in the trail!" Of course this slowed the pack; however, our reptile friend finally moved off to the side and the pack
pressed on trying to decide if it was a Cobra, copper Head, or if one of Bytes appendages had fallen off--we may never know!
Byte, See Dick Run, and "I am not a Hare" led the pack though the wood near what we thought would be a finish at Yeas Dear's house that ended up being a finish in the woods among a spring
crop of PI--shame on you hares.
Who's pre-nup hash was this anyway--YesDear, Poop Deck Screws Everybody's Slick Slit?...just
too deep for me!
Important Stuff From Mismanagement About the Mount Vernon Hash
You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Get Up Early.
Noncompetitive fun run. Costs $4. 4 to 6 miles. Hash goes rain, snow, sleet, or sun. Keys, gear, dry shoes, etc., can be left at the start and will meet hashers at the end.
Hares must e-mail or phone directions at least 10 days before the run to both Yes Dear and Scoop to avoid the rubber chicken. Trails are assumed to be dog friendly unless explicitly noted in the directions.
Scribes take no responsibility for accuracy of this publication.
Hash Hotline: 202-PUDJAMO, #6 for directions that are updated by Thursday. Or visit the web site at http://patriot.net/~djk/mvh3
Receding Hare Line .........
Run 559/May 2 Dr Jekyl, Cunning Runt
Run 560/ May 9 Mismanagement (AGM)
Run 561/May 10 Mismanagement (AGM)
Run 562/ May 16 Mystery Hare
Mismanagement ...............
Joint Masters:
Mark `Steamer’ Stoffel: 703-516-2176
Calvin `Byte Lightening’ Brown: 703-590-6794 byteru@aol.com
Religious Adviser:
Stan `Wide Open’ Jozwiak: 703-239-0615
Co-Scribes:
Karen `Scoop’ Reid: 703-836-3839 Scoopwwc@AOL.com
Jaret `Yes Dear’ Seiberg:
301-890-1348 seiberg@tfn.com
On-Sec:
Jim `Full Metal Balls’ Fenton: 703-339-5528
Hash Cash:
Eric `French Toasted’ Geyer: 703-425-0769
Hare Raiser:
Dave `Wankers Aweigh’ Bertagnoli: 703-685-0338
Haberdashers:
Nancy `Pit Stop’ Geyer 703-719-0157
Tia `Dual Airbags’ Perry: 703-878-7030
Mount Vernon Hash House Harriers presents it's Annual General Meeting on May 8th, 9th and 10th in Gaithersburg, Maryland.
Accommodations:
25 rooms have been reserved at the Econolodge on Rte 355 for May 8/9. Cost is $58.24 (includes tax) per room. Pets up to 20lbs allowed. Check-in is 3PM, after 6PM need credit card to reserve. Up to four people per room. The Econolodge is located at 18715 N. Frederick Ave (aka Md Rte 355). It's right off I-270 exit 13. The phone number for reservations at the Econolodge is 301-963-3840.
Friday night Pub Crawl (May 8)
There will be a Friday night pub crawl to start at the Gaithersburg Econolodge around 7:00 PM to kick off the hash weekend right. Don't let those liver have a seconds rest. The last spot on the crawl will be The Corner Kick. Along the way we will stop at The Flaming Pit as well.
AGM check in
Starts 11:00am Saturday, 9 May at the hash hotel. Kegs tapped at 11:00, hares French Toasted , Yes Dear and Missing Link away at 1:30!
Price (see below)
Includes a neat customized (providing you register early enough) giveaway, HO-spitality suite beer & munchies, two live trails, Saturday night dinner party with a disk jockey spinning the tunes and two ragin' On Ins after the hash.
Sunday Bike Ride
For those who want even more excitement and you are not too hungover, join Missing Link and Slick Slit for a mountain bike RIDE in Germantown, MD. Germantown is just five miles up the road. Bikes can be stored at
Slick's house during the weekend. Missing Link may even perform a quickie tune up on the bike if need be.Registration Information
$45 after 4/30/98, at Registration; be sure to bitch loudly so everyone will know you are a Procrastinator!
The MVH3 11th (More or Less) Annual General Meeting 8-10 May 1998!
Join MVH3 as we celebrate another year of hashing fun, with a whole new Mismanagement crew to inaugurate! This weekend-long event starts with a Warm-Up Run and Pub Crawl 7:00pm Friday at the Econolodge Gaithersburg, our designated Hash Hotel. If you don't want to run, simply meet the pack at the Old Towne Tavern & Brewing Co. in Gaithersburg at 8:00pm. The pub crawl will end back near the Econolodge at The Corner Kick (next door). Stumble to bed whenever...
...next morning, wash the puke taste out of your mouth by visiting the HO-spitality suite. Check-In and Registration begin when the keg is tapped at 11:00am (if you don't start in the morning, you can't drink all day). Registration will run through 1:30pm Saturday at the Econolodge.
Your registration includes:
- Beer & munchies at the HO-spitality Suite
- Collectible giveaway that you'll treasure a lifetime. We will customize it for you at Registration for a small fee!
- two **LIVE** trails, a Mt Vernon H3 tradition!!
- Beer & munchies at the Annual General Meeting and On In Saturday
- Later Sunday, hash the first trail of MVH3's New Mismanagement, and have a couple of beers before noon!